I Shite At Nite…..My Shite…In Hackney

I Shite At Nite

This is mine.  This page, Shampoo Shave And A Shower, is part of my grand WordPress blog. And “I Shite At Night” is just part of it.

I love myself dearly.  I am not full of shit as those Hackney mad people and zombies are.  I have a life and a beautiful one at that.

So this blog being homeaffairsdotme, must include the toilette, toilet, bathroom, boudoir and bed.  Not to mention the kitchen which is not the heart but the soul of any home.

I shite at night because it is my right to shite

Don’t tell me I must shite in the day, just because you say

It is the  normal thing to do

What is normal for you is not right to me

What is right is normal is right, you see

And to shite in the day, because you are scared

Is no reason for me to fear –  you.

I shite when I feel like

And that is at nite

When Nature naturally calls

You shit out of fear

Of the dark and the drear

Of your deadend dead-end state

And because all of you do it

Shit I mean,

That’s no reason for me to share

Your guilt your pain your sorrow or your air

For mine, my state

My ‘homeaffairs’

Are in order

Hence my shite

Though it is done at night

Is a sweet-smelling odour

Of natural shit.