English: Poo Svenska: Bajs

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I shite in the nite

While standing upright

Before God.

I shite at nite

Which is my right

Before God.

I never shite in the day

The day is too clear

For me

To shite in.

So I shite at nite

No shit, that’s right

‘Cause  the best time to shite

Is the dark of  nite

When only God can see ya.

 

 

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