A neatly deposited tape worm in a fresh pile o...

A neatly deposited tape worm in a fresh pile of bear scat *shiver. (Photo credit: Paul Williams (Iron Ammonite))

 

….And no worms in my shite either. Worms are a sign of something wrong with the shite.

My shite is pure.  Pure shite.

Worms can be good in other ways too.  They can eat away all the crap that mere shite can’t handle.

Thing is, if they are still crawling around in the shitted shite, then something is definitely wrong and you need to take some worm medicine.

 

Worm medicine is strong stuff.  It must be,  because shit worms are sturdy little buggers.

 

 

 

My shite is pure

 

 

Pure shite  I call it

 

Whether it be brown or black

 

Or streaked like a rac-

coon

It is shite alright

 

I can smell it from a block

 

Away

 

Smell it all day

 

And still it is like perfume

 

Not stinky

 

Or clingy

 

But light and refreshing

 

Emulating

 

That “aaah” sound that I make

 

Right after

 

The event

 

Of a great shite

 

Such a relief

 

When you have shat

 

To have got that shit out –

 

And that’s a fact

 

Of life

 

So shit away

 

Whether standing upright

 

By night

 

Or sitting down

 

At the break of day

 

And know

 

That a shit

 

Is alright –

 

A good shite

 

Even better –

 

Just check that the worms don’t appear.

 

 

 

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